Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...