Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
A tight travel budget
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When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...