Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...