Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...