Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...