Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Teaching the child
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Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.