I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...