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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...