What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...