Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...