Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...