Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...