How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.