The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...