Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...