Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...