Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...