An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...