Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....