Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...