Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Better prison foods
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...