No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...