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Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
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This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Why Birds Fly South
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You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
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One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...