A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...