Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.