Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...