Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...