Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...