Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...