My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...