Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...