Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...