Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...