Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!