Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...