Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
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Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...