The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...