Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...