Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...