Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...