Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...