Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...