Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...