Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...