True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...