You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!