Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...