To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....