If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Lawyers on a flight
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Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
rolling stones
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Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...