Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...